Naming your son. Jesus vs. professional soccer player? There is a difference?

LIMA-

The mother, Virgen Maria Huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas at the central maternity hospital in Lima, the capital.

The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, 24, is a carpenter. Or at least, he is now that the story is so much more sensational [it isn't].

"A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."

That fact though...that is sensational.