Friday, December 5, 2008

Tim's gun goes off prematurely, without warning. This is the first time this has ever happened to him, he swears.


Springfield, OH
A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.

1-Awesome job on the protective order.
2-What is left out of the story is that Tim here was wearing a Plexiglass jersey at the time.
3-What was he reaching for exactly? I am guessing under classy conditions like this, it must have been a remote.
4-How in the world was this not videotaped...explain that.

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