OSU vs. KSU, get loud vs. Power towel

This battle is so difficult. I would have to give the nod to Kansas St. for not only producing the video, but letting it spread so quickly over the internets. OSU is not above reproach for their embarrassment either. It's like a really bad Kool Moe Dee rap video only OSU has the good sense to use country music (because...well...yah) and it isn't twenty years later.
Get Loud Pokes! (embed code not permitted, you will have to actually click the link). See? See what OSU is doing here? They are working hard to not let this spread like wild fire.

Kansas State's video wins for so many reasons:

1-Power Towel

2-Creepy man/mascot

3-Graphics

4-Thought provoking lyrics

5-Wonderful metal music. "Say Sean, I am producing this rad video for the university and it's going to be totally boss, complete with lots of action and my roomie Terry, dressed as Willie Wildcat. Was just wondering if you might be able to do some improvisational thrashing on your Fender? I only have this Chili's gift card to pay you with though."

Why isnt the KSU Mascot wearing Jams and a rolled up bandana around his head?

Something about a mascot with a huge head and regular arms just makes everything creepy.

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