Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Finally! Wal-Mart comes through in a pinch for Hitler

Easton, PA
A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake. Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."
The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday.

...about 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children of mixed race.
By several children, I am sure he means sisters Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler. Mixed races included gunny sack race, relay race and wheelbarrel race.
You know the real travesty in all this? The fact that Deborah Campbell can't cook or bake.
I guess the irony of "nobody else having that name" is just lost on the "Campbell"'s.
Terribly sweet of Walmart to go above and beyond to satisfy these tards customers.

Odds of having this conversation some day:
wife/husband-"where is [son/daughter]?"
"at the birthday party"
-"who is having a birthday party?"
"Adolph Hitler"
-"Did you remember to get a gift and pack extra underwear? I hope he doesn't crap his pants like at the Stalin's last weekend."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And they vote. And it counts.