Monday, November 24, 2008

Happy Birthday Evolution!!!

On this date 149 years ago, Charles Dawin, (the devil himself), first published his blasphemous treatise, The Origin of Species.

In it, The Devil Darwin spelled out his THEORY of evolution as an alternative to the God-given truth that is creationism.

At 149 years old, Origin is still in its infancy and subject to critique. Compare that with the unimpeachable explanation of man's existence found in the Bible. People have examined the Bible for thousands of years, and we still have no evidence that God did not literally create the universe approximately 6,000 years ago in seven twenty-four hour cycles.

And don't give me "stories" about dinosaurs. Everyone knows that God put the fossils there to test our faith.

But let's not turn this day into an ugly Tesla-Edison debate over who-got-what-right-first. Instead, let's take this moment to celebrate choice in our explanation, and thank Darwin for misleading millions down the road to hell.

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